Bear vs Beard Crop Top
$24.95
Picture this: you're deep in the woods, the moon casting eerie shadows, when you hear a twig snap. Your heart skips a beat—could it be a bear? No such luck. Instead, you see a man with a beard, lurking in the darkness. Suddenly, the idea of being stuck with a bear doesn't seem so bad, does it?
It's not just clothing; it's a survival tool. A reminder that sometimes, the scariest creatures in the woods wear beards. Grab your shirt now and show the world: bears over beards, every time! Because in a world where a bear is the safer choice, a little humor is the best defense. Choose the bear. Choose safety. Choose survival... and a good laugh.
This crop top is made of 100% combed cotton, which makes the shirt extremely soft and more durable than regular cotton shirts. The relaxed fit and dropped shoulders ensure comfortable wear, while the cropped length makes it perfect for spring and summer.
• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
It's not just clothing; it's a survival tool. A reminder that sometimes, the scariest creatures in the woods wear beards. Grab your shirt now and show the world: bears over beards, every time! Because in a world where a bear is the safer choice, a little humor is the best defense. Choose the bear. Choose safety. Choose survival... and a good laugh.
This crop top is made of 100% combed cotton, which makes the shirt extremely soft and more durable than regular cotton shirts. The relaxed fit and dropped shoulders ensure comfortable wear, while the cropped length makes it perfect for spring and summer.
• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Picture this: you're deep in the woods, the moon casting eerie shadows, when you hear a twig snap. Your heart skips a beat—could it be a bear? No such luck. Instead, you see a man with a beard, lurking in the darkness. Suddenly, the idea of being stuck with a bear doesn't seem so bad, does it?
It's not just clothing; it's a survival tool. A reminder that sometimes, the scariest creatures in the woods wear beards. Grab your shirt now and show the world: bears over beards, every time! Because in a world where a bear is the safer choice, a little humor is the best defense. Choose the bear. Choose safety. Choose survival... and a good laugh.
This crop top is made of 100% combed cotton, which makes the shirt extremely soft and more durable than regular cotton shirts. The relaxed fit and dropped shoulders ensure comfortable wear, while the cropped length makes it perfect for spring and summer.
• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
It's not just clothing; it's a survival tool. A reminder that sometimes, the scariest creatures in the woods wear beards. Grab your shirt now and show the world: bears over beards, every time! Because in a world where a bear is the safer choice, a little humor is the best defense. Choose the bear. Choose safety. Choose survival... and a good laugh.
This crop top is made of 100% combed cotton, which makes the shirt extremely soft and more durable than regular cotton shirts. The relaxed fit and dropped shoulders ensure comfortable wear, while the cropped length makes it perfect for spring and summer.
• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Picture this: you're deep in the woods, the moon casting eerie shadows, when you hear a twig snap. Your heart skips a beat—could it be a bear? No such luck. Instead, you see a man with a beard, lurking in the darkness. Suddenly, the idea of being stuck with a bear doesn't seem so bad, does it?
It's not just clothing; it's a survival tool. A reminder that sometimes, the scariest creatures in the woods wear beards. Grab your shirt now and show the world: bears over beards, every time! Because in a world where a bear is the safer choice, a little humor is the best defense. Choose the bear. Choose safety. Choose survival... and a good laugh.
This crop top is made of 100% combed cotton, which makes the shirt extremely soft and more durable than regular cotton shirts. The relaxed fit and dropped shoulders ensure comfortable wear, while the cropped length makes it perfect for spring and summer.
• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
It's not just clothing; it's a survival tool. A reminder that sometimes, the scariest creatures in the woods wear beards. Grab your shirt now and show the world: bears over beards, every time! Because in a world where a bear is the safer choice, a little humor is the best defense. Choose the bear. Choose safety. Choose survival... and a good laugh.
This crop top is made of 100% combed cotton, which makes the shirt extremely soft and more durable than regular cotton shirts. The relaxed fit and dropped shoulders ensure comfortable wear, while the cropped length makes it perfect for spring and summer.
• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!